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» The Douchiest Phone Message In History

angrytaco.com explains it best: “The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.”

Thanks to Rose for being obsessed with the internet!

Matisyahu beat boxing— professional beat boxer (via del5100)

Words cannot describe or explain…

Scary Baby Robot (via tw0k1ngs)

This is from like a year ago… but why do people want to make robots that are like humans, anyway?  We’ve got enough of us, don’t we?  Still, it’s friggin’ amazing that anyone could make this!